life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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