no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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