the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
it was like having sex with a tree stump
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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