I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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