I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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