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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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