Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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