escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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