he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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