Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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