I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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