The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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