How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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