This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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