I'm jealous of your bromance
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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