he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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