GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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