Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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