the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize