i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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