idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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