This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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