Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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