she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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