: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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