I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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