We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm passing your future prison.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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