So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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