i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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