I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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