tell your sister to shave her snatch
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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