I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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