You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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