Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Randomize
