PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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