I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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