my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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