There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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