I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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