So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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