"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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