It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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