I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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