it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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