Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I've blown a few things in my day
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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