Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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