I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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