Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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