Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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