thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
There r osticjed everywhere
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Randomize