And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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