goodnight i made you a song goodbye
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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