4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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