She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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