I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
